Him: So Rob, how are you getting on with that stuff?

Me: To be honest, I haven't started it yet, I've been busy with other stuff and you didn't give me much notice.

[MD walks in. He raises his voice]

Him: Well it's not good enough Rob. You better get on the phone.

Me: Pardon me, but do not try and publically humilate me. You dumped on me a load of boring admin that you didn't want to attend to. I have work to do for paying clients that needs to be done. Unless you're suggesting that your admin work that you can't be bothered to do because you are too busy running your ebay business is more important than my actual work then that's fine, your shout.

Fuck off you cunt, don't try and play me you lazy fucker I've had enough of your shit (I didn't say that bit, it's what I think)