Su-doku - talk to me!

I know a man, wants a bumper book. northern bloke, wants to expand his mind y'see. He says to me "Terry, get me a bumper book of su-doku" I says to him "Alwight I will"

I calls up WH Smiths and I offered em £1 pand and the lady, she says it's 2 pand. I says you must be joking, he won't pay that, he's northern. Appwantley, Woman's Own magazine are giving away a book free this month. I says "You must be joking, didn't you hear me before? He's northern, I'll get me nose ripped off"

Can anywan help me awt?