So then, at WAITROSE when you buy your sun-dried falafalafals they give you a PLASTIC COIN and you have to put it into the charity box of your choice.

Here are the choices:

a) something to do with disabled kids, who are already a tremendous DRAIN ON OUR SOCIETY and make you feel uncomfortable yuk
b) something to do with other kids, who are going to grow up and fuck you over by spunking your state pension on nu-rave or something
c) a lovely city farm! with ducks and goats and rabbits and a cockerel and a sheep and a pig and some guinea pigs weeeeee!

Guess who's winning?