As i stepped out onto the porchway of my fellow companions flat i took a deep breath of the encroching autumnal air and gave a sigh of relief to the beauties that the night held as i half expected a bitter coldness to the end of this fine day.

I took a few strides, yes strides and just as i was about to walk not to dis-similar to a crab i heard someone shout in the distance 'how about you suck my willy'...i was shocked to say the least. Luckily i was behind a wall where no one could see me so it wasn't directed at me, but by joeseph did this make me LOL!

I then tripped over my shoelace, making the short journey home quite entertaining.

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