Outside our flat last night. It seems the lady who lives above us 'stole' the man of a scrawny woman who looked like a ravaged crack addict. She was outside yelling that this woman was a SLAAAAAG! loudly.

I don't know why she wasn't yelling at her erstwhile boyfriend. Given this I should probably write a country song all about it.

She threw bits of brick at the window later and fucked the front door to the block of flats. The people who live upstairs are complete fuckheads too. Great.