because there's always room for one more.

So. Sunday. I was sat in a nice cafe with friends having a bite to eat and catching up. Two women entered, sat opposite us and started chatting (as women do, am I right guys? eh? eh?)
Then one of the women got her laptop out and proceeded to ignore her friend in favour of checking facebook, myspace and google mail.
I was sat there praying for her friend to throw her coffee in the rude bitch's face and storm off.