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Women of DiS: let's have a willy discussion.

MirriLondon [Edit] [Delete] 02:16, 25 September '08

Y'know how men get stupidly hung up on their willy size, do you think it's just vanity or stupidity?

My opinion in a few sentences. Less than average perhaps unfortunate when they have to stand at urinals but generally pretty good lovers at pretty much everything.

Normal size, great, all works reasonably well, little bit of complacency there though, could try harder for sure.

Larger. Meh. They just can't be arsed can they really? I've had better orgasms in my sleep than I have with well endowed men. I've had amazing sex but generally not satisfying. Also: cystitus, ohmyfuckinggod. But then they think we're diseased! LOL.

Circumsised men: just ouch. I know it's not often their fault but they need to come to terms with the fact that it's not natural and they need to take a bit more care, particularly if they have a willy the size of my forearm (yes, bad memories).

Anyone else keep a tape measure in their bedside drawer? heh. It's just cos my tool box is a bugger to get to.


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