I call it, "Morovac, A Missing Pig Foot"

Hile Susoped! I, the callipygist,
You, transfixed!
Avast; your lamiac sophoration.
They are the root that clutches
Your plaggy foal.
Bear you this charity? This aleatory?
No.
Because, we are all the moob.

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