Hi there, I'm ever-popular comedian The Man's Daddy. When I'm not writing my super diaries or reading my son's super super diaries I'm coming up with more super funnies to make you laugh and sick a bit in your mouth. Joke-o-rama!

Q. What was the possessive peace loving man with a cold head called?
A. My-hat My-Ghandi!!!!!!!!

Q. What do you call an inquistive Scottish post-rock band?
A. Mog-why?!!!!!!!!!!

Q. What did the stupid farmer try and drive to work?
A. A broken tractor!!!!!!!

Q. Who does Drowned in Sound buy its weekly food shopping?
A. Mick Huckn-aldi!!!!!!!!!!!

Birthday-oh!