and please don't sat Obstacle Number One by Interpol or Videotape by Radiohead you silly needy nerdfaces, I mean, a song of such emotional depth,grace and subtlety that you can barely stand up straight let along breathe properly - is there such a thing, a song that either contextually or consistently breaks your heart or melts your thingymajig into a sodden pile of weeping indefinable something. I think for me it would be Ewan McColl's First Time Ever I saw Your Face - there's also rarely a bad version with Roberta Flack's being the most heart-wrenching version and Johnny Cash giving it a good collapsed lung go. Shame the proles on the X Factor sing it sometimes however.

Go then, prove me wrong, don't pick It Ended On An Oily Stage or Range Life.