I literally wish every incurable illness on these people, for they are awful.

They're just such offensive human beings and its the sheer earnestness that really makes me want to hurt them. Seriously though, has anyone EVER been converted because of some loon shouting on a street corner? Dear cunt on Oxford Circus, I hope you get run over by 90 double decker buses filled with 'sinners'.

I remember there used to be one who shouted at people in the queue for the Astoria ages ago, I had a long and fruitless argument with him before going to watch Less Than Jake (what of it?). It ruined my night a bit.

Few things make me angrier than the mere sight of them. In fact, after seeing one in my lunch break today, I was accosted by a chugger further down the road, and thought to my self 'what an excellent human being'.

To summarise; street preachers; worse than a million hitlers.