Hey Caroline, here’s my timesheet.

So I was thinking its probably about time I got myself a permanent job, there’s only so many months (thats 7 AND COUNTING) that one can carry on like this. That is of course unless there’s some massive loyalty bonus I’m on the verge of recieving? I mean, I must have been a nice little earner for Red Personnel, while at the same time a fantastic walking advert for the organisation and almost zero maintenance to boot.

Well, I’ll leave the details down to you, you’ve got my bank details, so.... great! Look forward to hearing from you.

...what do you think my chances are?