"Hey ghuize, the news doesn't have to be all serious, let's look at some wacky stories!"

- aspiring chef dies from eating a chili
- Nepalese people carry out their Maoist regime
- India starts the smoking ban

buh? i'm not exactly roflmaoing. And the picture looks like a guy who's been stabbed and left to die.

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/the-odd-spot-seven-days-of-weird-news.aspx

The only thing vaguely funny in there is "suck my udders!"