i was acting like some crazy chimp on poolside and i tried to be cool by pushing both doors open and swiftly sweep through them, however, one of them was closed and my momentum took me half through the open door and my head hit the closed one. I got a big bump....moral of the story: don't act like a fool. I should have learnt this from walking like a crab. I am so ashamed of myself, degrading my self EVEN MORE in public.

Hope you're all swell :)