I read a survey recently, admittedly it wasn't too widespread as most surveys aren't (ClicheGuevara style), but it said that people named Vikram were *generally* utter bellends. Well okay it didn't use that specific word, but you know these surveys and their generalisations...

It also said that bullies are massive hypocrits and are so far advanced in their art that it almost becomes an art genre in itself.

Oh, to find the link to that survey. Hmmm... interesting.