Okay, so I am walking down my office corridor, with several desks and computers on either side. I am idly thinking about what to listen to when I get back to my desk, when suddenly I get the fear.

The fear of my fly being down. It is irrational, but it is there, and my heart starts to beat faster. I slow my walk, shift my eyes to the left, then to the right, and then slowly but casual slide my hand down to my crotch to check.

Oh shit. It is open. Oh shiiiit.

So, when do I do it?
- Straight Away and take the hit of embarrasment if it noticed
- Straight away but do it in stealth mode
- when i get back to my seat which leaves it open (har) for capture
- Or turn around and head to the toilet?

I tried to do it in stealth mode but was spotted by an old man. :( My day is poor.