1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that
you would like to have sex. (more than once but
less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add
1758....

If you haven't, add 1757 ....

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e.,
how many times you want to have sex each week).

The next two numbers are .........

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)