I always suspected that he was a bit of a tosser

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4726689a1860.html

Surely scribbling his ridiculous name on a few bits of paper is a small price to pay for being the luckiest man in the universe - almost anyone could have done that drumming gig.

Two other things

1. I'll never be able to watch that Simpsons episode where he opens Marge's fan mail again

2. You're a 65 year old Ringo Starr - what are you possibly doing to fill your days at this point?