I've just found out a new way to be an imaginary pimp at home with your laptop. I use a Mac, but you can probably do this with whatever you use.

What you need is one of those little remotes for your laptop. I have the macbook one. I had my iTunes set to classical music completely by coincidence. When I walked into the room after getting a glass of water, I pressed the play button with the remote held in the air, and Mozart started up. SO PIMP.

All I need now is a purple and gold dressing gown and a cane that can turn into a sword at the flip of a switch. Also, lots of women. And money. BUT!

SO PIMP.