Are the people that are doing the "buying" and the "selling" (thus pushing your Dow Jones up and down) just the most flakey, jittery people imaginable?

"Recession fears drive stocks down" - well duh! didn't you know about the looming recession yesterday when "Bank bailout plan gives stock market boost" ??

Well obviously it's cause they're all cynical shits trying to make quick returns but I prefer to think of them as jumpy sheep-like panicky idiots. It's funnier.

Creakyknees isn't allowed to say anything scary in this thread. Nor is Ashpaisasra. Seriously.

And ClicheGuevara isn't allowed to say anything because he's thick. Seriously.

Thewarn can say stuff but must type everything with his eyes closed. Seriously.