Wahat a shower of shite. Even by the flimsy standards it established for itself, it still made no sense. Bad acting, bad casting, incoherent script, lacklustre special effects, thank fuck it was Orange Wednesday and I got in half price, otherwise I'd be out right now breakin' shit.

Still, it did contain the line "I'm not paid to believe - I'm paid to fuck shit up", which I guess is something.