The work intranet has undergone a facelift and everyone's got to write a bit for it. I've been given the task of writing about the past 2 weeks since I started the job.

I've been told to try and kiss arse a bit and score brownie points with our bosses in Holland, but I've no idea what to write (I'm shit at writing about myself).

I'm a writer in a creative office so it's got to be good - any suggestions?

ps. shit joke replies will be grudgingly accepted