1) My raging bacon tries peeping from behind my zip

2) Shock baby name trend revealed: including 'Bus Shelter'' and 'Violence,''

3) I think I might hate the blind - does this mean I'm allowed to order a couple of 'Hail Marys,'' from the menu?

4) Squarepusher - Ultravisitor

5) Research: Voodoo

6) Nan Suck's Pegs

7) The Olympics: Full of Speedy Spencers who perspire Lucozade ---> it bores my eyes off

8) I fancy barnyard noise - And the noise of domesticated animals collapsing like dying stars