Was owned by Gateshead Council and was hardly an antique at all, it was produced 15 years ago. I wanted an older person to bring in a Rembrandt or something and say it had been on the wall in the kitchen, just above the deep fat fryer for years and that they'd always thought it was "worth a bob or two". Just another example of the BBC squandering licence payers' money.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts_and_culture/7731165.stm