1. i saw a few guys dressed in bannana costumes on halloween that was odd

2. last year i saw a group of australians who'd made a cardboard Steve Irwin and were treating him like a member of the group, he had a seat to himself and they kept saying things such as 'i dunno let's ask steve' and 'maybe we should give steve a hand with his beer' (cos they'd taped a can of fosters to his arm).

i just wish i'd seen that guy who went down angel station escalator on skis