Yeah, so my hair is getting a bit unmanageable, and I'm going to have to stop being tight and shell out for a quick chop. Normally, I'd go back to my beloved Siobhan and just say "same again please", but I'm getting a little bored of the long fringe messy overall look.

I need something low maintenance as I hate using hair products, but something which is neat enough to wear at work and cool enough to not make me feel like an old man. I had the idea of getting a side parting again or something, which should stop the mushroom like growth of hair I get on top, whilst letting me keep the fringe long. But I don't want to look like a foppish twat.

So, erm, help? Pictures welcome. Humour welcome.