When I was off work last week, everyone picked a name to get a present for the Secret Santa thingy. Since I wasn't in to pick, the woman who had arranged it put the last name in the tin into an envelope and left it in my tray. I saw the envelope today marked "Tony - from the Secret Santa draw" and opened it to find a wee slip of paper with my name on it. I thought about saying to everyone that I had been given me for the draw and that we'd have to pick names again, but everyone has already started buying presents and saying how pleased they are with their choices and the woman who had arranged it is off sick now.

So what present should I buy for me? We've to spend no more than £5, so I reckon I should buy a Fugazi EP or something and be like "Wow, I wonder who got me and who knows I like Fugazi. Totally cool of you, anyway..." Yeah.