http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3526596/Muslim-student-sent-Bernard-Manning-style-racist-jokes-on-118-118-service.html

I don't think even ol'Bernie would've sent these two in this day and age.

"What's the difference between ET and an Asian? ET got the message and went home."

"How do you save a drowning Pakistani? Take your foot off his head."

I bet Jim Davidson would though. The cunt.