They get a bit of a bad press, don't they? Associated with wAcKy office jokers and Colin Hunt types. Anyway, our works Christmas lunch is on the 19th, and everyone has to wear one amusing and/or festive accessory. Now, I picked "Christmas tie" out of the hat, and while I'm happy to enter into the spirit of the occasion, I'd rather not have to pay for something I'm going to wear precisely once. Does anyone fancy lending me one?

Alternatively, describe your favourite novelty tie below...