I was in this club and talking to this girl.

She said "I bet no-one in here knows who Ronnie Wood is."

So I got up and asked this girl, who was in a gang of girls, if she knew who Ronnie Wood was. She said "Nope!" I said "Ok, No worries!"

Sat down and got back talking to girl. Then this gang of girls clears off and one comes up to me.

"Yeah, erm, thanks al ot mate. You've really upset my mate. What did you say to her?"
"I asked her if she knew who this guy called Ronnie Wood was! What's up with her"
(then the girl next to me says) "He didn't say anything nasty, honest."
(and evil knob girl ignores her and talks to me)
"Yeah well, well done. You've really upset her."

I felt guilty at first, then, as part of a new fresh start for mr wrightylew, I came home alone, in a mood of chastity and self-respect, forsaking many a beautiful lady, longing for the loving of yours truly.

Hey!