Hi. So I have a good pair of headphones but like the scumbag I am I have lost the we fuzzy bits. Now, after a few months of ear ache, I have decided I need to get replacement ones. So I was thinking... have you got some of the fuzzy things kicking about that you don't use?

WELL CAN I HAVE THEM?.

In return I'll buy you a pint/sambuca/whore at Zonino, or do something equally as uncouth for a Scotsman, like be nice, or wear an England shirt for a predetermined amount of time.