I have recently acquired a wobbly plate to replace my front tooth and developed a voice like Clarice Starling. This makes me sad. How can I compensate for this? Shall I buy nice clothes to distract people from my weird speech and errant gnasher? Fashion a unique Matt-Berry-esque vocal style? GOD DAMN THESE ELECTRIC PANTS.

A good put-down for me that you may want to employ:
"bit vain for a funny looking bloke aren't you, mate/pal"