certain people on Facebook who's sole purpose appears to be making everyone else think "Fuck, my life is wank". It's all...

" *name* is at the top of Everest whilst having a reacharound"

" *name*'s daughter is 2 and can do advanced calculus"

and numerous photos of faux spiritual enlightenment in various exotic places around the world.

Yeah...yeah? Well, I beat my own wanking record for a Sunday last week so cop for that lot.

Sorry, been a long day....