They're so gentle, talking fondly of a time where locks were made of crepe paper and arthur askey was close to the bone. When the local butcher would bring the turkey to your house on Christmas Eve and nobody thought things like 'yeahhh, yeahhhh - bitches don't know me'

Sure there was the odd world war or two, but apart from that it was a peaceful time. Of course when we're all old our grandchildren will see us as completely antiquated in our views, and i wonder in what ways this will happen.

In order to combat it I'm going to be tuning in every day to 1Xtra for the rest of my life