My company is sponsoring this bash...and usually I don't give a fuck but this one's for Scarlett Johansson!!...and I still said I don't want to go. That's kinda dumb, huh?!

I've really only just started working here and I guess we do this sorta thing all the time. Only I'm not really star struck (like I am with rock stars). But who might you really want to meet in the flesh?