Why do kitties go so crazy in the morning? In the evening yeah they go a bit mental running around, but in the morning they act, well, weird.

They seem desperate to get into the bedroom, but then when they finally sneak in they're really uninterested. Then it takes ages to have a shower because they won't get out of the bathroom! They've got loads of food but they keep going "MEW! MEW!"

I took one of them outside last night, and as I picked him up to take him back in, the evil cat gang of Stoke Newington spotted him and starting crawing and the poor kittie started going crazy! He was so scared he ran in and hid under the sofa. He probably didn't realise him and his brother weren't the only kitties in the world