now im a firm new year hater...anit-climax....blah blah blah...etc etc...yes, yes, we all know...but...im making a last ditch attempt to do something ...

but all my friends are fucking off to family or dithering around until the only option left is the local sticky floored indie disco....in which event ill be starting 2009 denting a fuzzy warm can of red stripe whilst sam sparrow jabs at my ears.

so..what i'm saying is...has anyone got any novel ideas of what i can busy myself with?

or...

has anyone got a house party in the london area they would like to invite a perfect stranger and a couple of his charming pals to?