or for a very long time.

A Question Of Sport: Jesus wept. Even Antiques Roadshow somehow manages to be less dated than this toss. Sue Barker trying to keep up with the 'bawdy' antics of the opposing team captains was almost vomit inducing. Also, it was a special edition, with deleted bloopers and behind-the-scenes footage. The highlight of which seemed to be Tim Henman telling a golfing joke. And Gareth Gates was in it loads too, wtf?? Frank Skinner is such a fucking horses penis.

Strictly Come Dancing: Hadn't watched this before. Will not watch it again hopefully. Bruce Forsyth needs to be executed promptly. This shit is mad popular too, isn't it? Fucking hell.