Just so I can remember what I've done and who I spoke to. My memory is appalling. Actually, it's that bad I'd probably forget to write in it anyway. I've just re-read the last Adrian Mole book and its inspired me. That, and talk of keeping a meat diary so I can work out how many animals died for me to keep myself fat in 2009.

Does anyone here keep a diary? Anyone got any tales of reading diaries that they shouldn't have and finding out that their partner is having an affair with Dean from the local pub or something? Let's talk about diaries.

Diary.