I got a new phone a couple of weeks ago and text a good friend to let him know the new number. He and I are quite abusive to each other, in a jocular way - y'know because we're so WHACKY! Well after a couple of texts he hadn't replied so tonight I just text 'oi fuckface' followed by 'twunt'. Then I got a text back asking 'which em' and after a few more texts (with more insults obvs) I realized I'd put the wrong number in my phone. TRUE STORY.