So I had braces when I was younger, as I had quite bad teeth. I also had a chip on one of my front teeth that became really noticeable when they straightened out, so some stuff was stuck on to fix it.

I was eating the Simpsons earlier and I heard a small 'click' noise, and realised I could feel a massive gap between my front teeth with my tongue. I'm like Gob Bluth in Arrested Development. I even whistle slightly when I speak several syllables of sibilance.

Argh. Does super glue work on teeth? I've still got the bit of extra stuff, it's just come detached, and if I'm careful I can sort of leave it wedged in the gap...