On Saturday evening in Angel I was lingering by the bar waiting to be served, when a Popped Collar Man, getting his schmoove on, unleashed this:

'What do you think of this Gazza situation?'

The girl said 'His alcoholism? I saw the end of that documentary last week but not the start of it'

He's like, 'No no. The situation in Gazza'

'Are you talking about Palestine? GAZZA!? It's not pronunc...'

'Oh, sorry, right....Ge Zaa!'

'It's pronounced Gaa Zaa'

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It's sometimes good to know there's guys like that out there on the Bell curve