Trying to fit four months of clothes including two suits and a laptop and shoes and a tonne of books and a massive DVD case and all the other general accoutrements of my piss poor excuse for a life into a bag that's too fucking small to fit them into then having to weigh it to make sure it's less than 20kg because that's all the wankstains at easyjet allow... fucking awful.

By the way, the next time I post I'll probably be in Newcastle... crazy!