on a lovely Saturday morning.

He gets to the butchers and to entertain the queue he does 20 push ups right there on the floor, then jumps up and says "GUESS HOW OLD I AM"

The butcher goes "Oh I don't know - that was pretty impressive...59?"

The man replies "I'M 84 YEARS OLD!!"

"Well that's pretty impressive" says the butcher - here's your meat, see you next week.

He's pretty chuffed by this so he pops into the bakery and, while waiting for his bread, performs the same rapid push ups in front of the queue.

"HOW OLD JUTHINK I AM?"

Baker guesses, "Ooh I dunno...65ish maybe?"

"I'M 84 YEARS OLD!!" shouts the old man with a big grin on his face.

grabs his bread and makes for home.

On the way he spies an old lady at a bus stop.

He stops in front of her, says "Have a look at this" then does the press ups once again and asks her

"HOW OLD JUTHINK I AM?!"

At that point, the old lady puts her hands down his trousers, fumbling and palpating his genitals for a good couple of minutes whilst looking concentratedly and umming and ahhing to herself.

When she finally finishes, she says "YOU'RE 84 YEARS OLD!"

To which the man replies

"HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?!"

she retorts:

"I was at the butchers"