a notebook in wetherspoons about a month ago. most of it is doodles, scribbles etc. but on one page is this:

'Why Tom is a bollocks brain
By Bob Charles
Well, where do i begin..
-he's got a hairy arse
-he likes alexisonfire/city+colour
-he's got a crew-cut
-he looks like chris o'dowd (IT crowd)
-he's the mayor of sunderland BUT he's a geordie!!!
-he's got tiny red chimp ears!
he's got a hairy arse
he's got a hairy arse'

incredible, no? on other pages there are what looks like a screenplay for a film about james blunt. amazing.

SO, my question is: what have you found recently?