Wait, no.. what's that lyric again? Help me out here people, this has been in my head all morning.

You walk into your doctor's office to find him on in doggy-style position on his desk, resting on his elbows, doing jazz-hands, one leg thrust back. As you walk in he cranes his head to one side to peeeeeer at you, doing this face:
http://www.comedydemon.com/_uploads/Images/ImageLibrary/Vic_Reeves_Big_Night_Out_s1.jpg

this is the position that your physician is in.