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dove_from_above [Edit] [Delete] 14:55, 23 January '09

1. Confused.com

"that's... a lot of shoes"

Fuck off

2. Chelsea Building Society

"I've got a tip... 3.30 at Epson" OH HA HA HA

"I'm busy, I just don't have the time"

"Sounds good. What was the number again?"

If Chelsea Building Society were so good with money, surely they'd be able to afford a new fucking advertising campaign by now?