I used to go on Anfield whenever my daddy could get us tickets in our gloomy late 90s days. But since I've got old enough to go on my own, I've never been able to afford it.

Now I think I might be able to.

But how the hell do you buy tickets? It's one of the most complicated things in the world.

Do you HAVE to do it via phone? Can't you get them online? And what's the deal with the whole 'you have to have been on three matches this season' rulez?

Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :'(