Where the fuck did it start anyway? I've heard it at least five times this weekend and its never blighted my life before. It is NOT hard to manage the words "cup" and "upset" - they do not need to be shortened and it makes you sound like the sort of horrible horrible people who say "Brangelina" and used to say "Bennifer".

I'm all for freedom of speech in general but people shouldn't abuse that freedom to make up stupid twee words for stuff.