"Friends, trolls and cuntymen. My ability to post threads has been inhibited. The technology of today is thwarting my attempt at delivering humour, truth and above all happiness to you all. Let it be known that i am not abandoning you, but think of it more as i am experiencing different fields of life which will allow me to feed your hunger more. With this my friends i bid you adieu. For now."

Just in case you were wondering.